What are the top 10 most inappropriate conversation topics?
1. Salary
Guy: “How much money do you make?”
Girl: “We just met. Why do you want to know that? What’s wrong with you?”
2. Age
Guy: “How old are you?”
Girl: “Why can’t you ask a normal question?”
3. Religion
Guy: “Don’t you agree that tangible evidence is the most important thing? You can’t scientifically prove that God exists.”
Girl: “I’m Christian. You’re going to hell because you don’t believe in God.”
4. Gossip
Guy: “Did you hear that Jessica dumped Justin, because Justin was cheating on her with Lindsay?”
Girl: “Lindsay is my sister. Why are you such a jerk?”
5. Politics
Guy: “Did you vote in the last election? I voted for the most right wing party. All I care about is lower taxes.”
Girl: “What is wrong with you? Mother Earth is our greatest resource. Don’t you care about anything aside from yourself? I voted for the most left wing party!”
6. Past relationships
Guy: “Oh man, I feel so much better after I dumped Britney. I felt like a piano was lifted off my back.”
Girl: “Britney is my best friend. How could you dump her? What the hell is wrong with you?”
7. Time of the month
Guy: “Is it your time of the month?”
Girl: “Why are you being so rude?”
Guy: “You’ve been awfully bitchy lately. You’re like this every 28 days.”
8. Offensive jokes
Guy: “How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? It’s a trick question. You don’t need a light bulb when you have a glass ceiling.”
Girl: “Your jokes are stupid.”
9. Spoilers
Guy: “Can you believe Jack died at the end of Titanic?”
Girl: “Why did you spoil the movie? I haven’t seen it!”
Guy: “Are you joking? Titanic made $2 billion dollars at the global box office. Everyone’s seen Titanic.”
10. Weight gain
Guy: “Are you pregnant? You’ve been packing on the pounds the past few months.”
Girl: [Slaps guy across the face]
